Hello you have found my panda page on the World Wide Web!!! As everyone who knows me knows that I love pandas, and so I decided to make my panda page an internet phenomenolm! I hope you enjoy your stay, oh and leanr about pandas to of course!!!! ;)
Panda Poll! Now that I have my own panda page on the www I have determined to be the best site on the internet! Will you help me with my offiacil poll? we are definitly the best site, certianly better than the JERK at pandafriend.com Also new is if you have the question for me please email at derekilovepandasderek@yahoo.com!!! When you love pandas as much as me you collect panda facts like plush panda toys collect hugs! below is my entire collection that I have collected from books and zoos and the bible. Many of these facts you WONT find on wikipedia because wikipedia is full of poachers who delete my submissions!!!! "factually incaccurate" is poacher slang for we want tto kill pandas and dont care about the facts!
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Now that I have made you think with the panda facts, it is time to make you laugh with these panda jokes! Q: What do chinese bears eat for breakfast? A: Panda-cakes (pancakes)!
Q: What's a Chinese bear's favorite expendable organ?
Q: What's the best camera setting to photograph pandas?
Q: what do chinese bears wear around their face when they're robbing banks?
Q: What did the fashionable french panda wear to the dinner?
Q: What's a chinese bear's favorite airline?
Q: What's a chinese bears favorite performing art?
Q: What is a chinese bear's favorite canal in Panama?
Q: What did the panda eat for dinner?
Q: How did the panda who misplaced his dinner feel?
Q: what did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat? Well now that we have had a good laugh at panda riddles its time to decide to help pandas! Many people have asked of me "I'm just a citizen, I can't help pandas can I?" Well the answer is YES of course you can! Just because those idiots at pandafriend.com dont know how to help doesn't mean I don't know! Below are the ways you can help pandas, make sure you do all of the optiosn below you can save 1 panda per option!!!
WELL THATS ALL FOR MY PANDA PAGE!!! I hope you enjoyed it and maybe even learned something along the way ;) Cya next time! Oh yeah and make sure to send me emails if you have a questions or you just want to talk about pandas or if you want to be friends! I have the email at derekilovepandasderek@yahoo.com!!! ![]()
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